Cheapest bike - Rs.5000...

Bajaj ' s new Cheapest Bike for Rs.5000 (like nano)..... !!!!!!!

It has been a major hit in the market and is largely responsible for changing the 'Two wheeler market'.


It will be introduced in Indian market in 31 st June 200 9 ...

I hope everyone will come to office by bike in few days..

Facilities are..

Available in following option
a) Kick Start
b) Electric Start

1. 250 CC Speed + we can increase speed by pedaling
2. 24 hr Free Air Conditoner System
3. Leg break System as like Disc break in Pulsar
4. Without doubt it's going to win "Best Bike Of the Year 200 9 "

Engine Specifications:


Engine - Air Cooled

Front Brakes - No Need

Rear Brakes - 130mm Drum

Front Tyre - 2.75 X 18

Rear Tyre - 100/90 X 18

Wheelbase - 1265mm

Ground Clearance - 155mm

Dry Weight - 50 Kg

Tank Capacity - No Need

Colour - Brown


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Google Maharaj!!!

Inspired by the great hindi aarti(holy chant) "Om Jai Jagdeesh Hare", people found out a great way to praise the generation-x God Mr. Google the world's best and the fastest search engine. This is a great compilation of words. In this fast moving life, people dont have to meditate for years in adverse climatic conditions to impress God to bless them with knowledge, power and wisdom. Now its just a click away. Next time if you get stuck with something just fell free to ask the google maharaj to give you feedback and fastest help.

Tequila shot, wanna go for it???

Well I really have nothing to say about this picture. People all over the world blame the desi Indian drinks. Well I find it absurd after seeing this picture. I hardly makes any difference whether its desi or imported brand, after all men will be men.

Low fare airlines!!!

Very funny video showing how the airline companies fool people by offering them low fare tickets and then looting them once they are in flight!!!

Seat belt law...

This has become effective from the 1st of April, 2009 in all states in India and throughout the world.
The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below...

May this help all and save lives!!!

Girls will be girls...

Girls will be girls and boys will remain boys...

Dress code for rakhi...

Well boys a very good news for you all.
I have found the best dress code for the rakhi festival.
Now girls cannot have all the fun.
The boys should have all the fun.

Yeh haath mujhe de de thakur...

Mission impossible...

Do you think only Tom Cruise can act like the mission impossible guy? Sorry you are wrong. I have discovered someone better than him. Just have a look.
"Cheese ke liye sala kuch bhi karega."

Globalisation...

This is what I call globalisation at its very best. Its not "East meets West" but in true sense "West meets East."

Kiss me!!!

People used to kiss me in the same manner when I was a kid. But I do not know what happen to them now.Lol...

The expression of the kid in the picture is so very cute that I really wanna pull him out of the picture and kiss him in the same manner the lady is kissing him.
Muaaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Husband and Wife...

THE SILENT TREATMENT...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND...
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"

WOMEN'S REVENGE...
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

WORDS...
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION...
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

TO ME THE GREATEST CREATION IS MAN AND WOMEN
IF UNION OF THEIR LOVE IS WHAT IS ALL OUT VALENTINE
EVEN ANGER/DIFFERENCES INN THIR RELATIONS IS BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER .

Happy with Ghajini look???

Are you happy with the Ghajini looks? If you are happy then sorry my friends you are still years back. Chinese people are far ahead of us. Just have a look at the wonderful art. Awesome hair styles. I wonder from where does these noodle eating people gets so much of brains?
Hats off to them...

Fair and lovely...

Fair & Lovely has extensively researched the fairness secrets of ancient Ayurveda and created a unique mix containing extracts of special Ayurvedic herbs. Its proven formula penetrates deep down your skin to give you a glowing fairness from within.

Marwari...

A Marwadi having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.
God happy with his prayers, grants him only ONE wish!
Marwadi : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new home!
God : Damn!!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwadi's.

Moral of the above story:Compile all requirements and present in one line rather boring appraiser for long time.

Essay on Cow...

I find it the best essay on cow.
Students must go through it and learn something.
Have a great time reading this essay!!!

Funny Toilets!!!

Funny Toilets From Around The World

A guys toilet is his throne. Often becoming a territorial issue, the bathroom, if one is married, is usually the only place left in the house that he can still call his own. There are many bones of contention when it comes to the commode:

* are you a seat up or seat down kind of guy
* toilet roll, over or under
* do you light a match or spray
* door open or door closed

These can be very touchy issues. And that is why keeping a sense of humor is imperative. Check out these crazy potty's below. They will have you peeing in your pants for sure.

Pay Pal...

Well friends, now I can say technology rules!!! Help him if you can.

Kiss, muahhh!!!

People would kiss me a lot when I was a kid. Don't know why did they stop kissing me now??? I am still the same cute and bubbly types.

Four stages of life!!!

In true words, these are the true four stages of the human life...
Bottles, bottles and bottles!!!
We all start with the milk in a bottle. Then we move on to the cold drinks. Then bole to Beer and drinks. Last but not the least we end up with the saline or glucose.

Press Meeting...

New rule for press meetings...