Marwari...

A Marwadi having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.
God happy with his prayers, grants him only ONE wish!
Marwadi : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new home!
God : Damn!!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwadi's.

Moral of the above story:Compile all requirements and present in one line rather boring appraiser for long time.