Laws by Nikhil...

Well from past few months, I really have very little or put it as no work to do. Why just me but the whole world is at a stand still. Its recession time friends. Empty mind is devils work shop. So instead sitting totally idle, I used my brains and discovered some interesting Laws which I thing Newton or some other geniuses has left it or forgot to give a thought to them.

LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF THE TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting some one you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Chill friends this was just to bring some smile on your face.
Keep smiling and smile a lot as it costs nothing...